..........what does Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton and President George Dubya Bush have in common???

That's right, they're hooked on Phonix! Verbal expression has been a real boundry for the both of them; but, America is smart. America would never elect an idiot to the highest office in the land or put up with a dumb Miss Teen USA. Well, one out of two ain't bad!

Ok, grammar geeks, feel free to diagram this garbled gibberish collection of sentence fragments from The Mangler in Chief.

"I'm focusing on, you know, protecting America, and succeeding in Iraq, and dealing with the North Korea, and dealing with the Iranian, and dealing with the issues around the world where we're making a difference in terms of keeping peace."--George W. Bush to reporters (just click on the link above).

"I appreciate the fact that you really snatched defeat out of the jaws of those who were trying to defeat us in Iraq."-- George W. Bush to Lt. General Ray Odierno on March 3, as quoted by the Associated Press.