..........Friday Funnies - the "Bring It On" addition.

"Four years ago this week, President Bush gave his Iraq victory speech in front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. Well, I'm glad that's all behind us." --David Letterman

"Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David Letterman

"Tobias was the guy who bush put in charge of promoting abstinence....and chastity in places like the Mideast. He is was also the CEO of the company that makes Cialis. So, it sounds like he was caught between Iraq and a hard place." --Jay Leno

"That's what makes this country great. The fact that thousands of Mexican people march in a state with an Austrian governor waving American flags made in China." --Jay Leno

"In an effort to help the environment, Sheryl Crow has proposed using only one square of toilet paper when going to the bathroom. In a related story, don't ever shake hands with Sheryl Crow. --Conan O'Brien

"John Edwards apologized for his $400 haircut. He said it was a mistake...especially in the back, where they didn't feather enough." --Jay Leno

"How about that Rosie O'Donnell thing? She left 'The View' and is rumored to be hiding in the mountainous region of Afghanistan." --David Letterman

"Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey's ex-wife says that up until he announced he was gay, they had 'normal' sex. Apparently, Mrs. McGreevey defines 'normal' sex as sex where she has to wear a Justin Timberlake mask." --Conan O'Brien

Have a great weekend!!!