..........okay, check this out.

There were three Republicans and four Democrats on a large lifeboat and lost at sea. Each person has provisions for three days. The Republicans decide not to share and that they will only eat what is theirs. They worked for it and; therefore, the provisions belong only to them. The Democrats decide that the best way to survive would be to take a small portion of everyone's provisions and use it as bait for fishing. With that, the Democrats theorize they could all survive longer if everyone pitched in an amount of bait based on their food intake, they could catch some fish, and share in the good fortune. The plan worked. The Democrats used the bait, caught some fish, and everyone who chose to take part in the plan got along just fine. The Republicans, on the other hand, ate their own provisions and ran out in three days. The boat was spotted and everyone was rescued in six days. The Democrats recounted their ordeal and how they worked together to survive. The Republicans were just hungry and complaining about "those damn socialist Democrats".