Friday, March 09, 2007


..........back to some Friday Funnies.
We'll begin our Friday Funnies segment with a family photograph. Look at the family patriarch on the far right. Expressions speak much louder than actual words - he's just happy to have the whole clan together again!
"Presidential experts say Hillary Clinton will soon form a presidential exploratory committee. Actually, that's not new. She's formed presidential exploratory committees before.....when trying to find her husband." --Jay Leno
"Political experts are not saying that to win the presidency in 2008 a candidate has to get hot at just the right time. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'Hillary's doomed'". --Conan O'Brien
"Hillary says she has gotten hundreds of calls telling her to go out on the road and campaign for the next two years. And that's just from her husband, Bill." --Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton was asked about President Bush and she said, 'I'm not going to believe this president again.' Yeah, Hillary said, to be fair, I stopped believing presidents ten years ago. Apparently she had a bad experience." --Conan O'Brien
"Hillary Clinton's campaign wants Barack Obama to publicly renounce Hollywood producer David Geffen's statement attacking the Clintons....Geffen said, 'I know everyone in politics has to lie, but the Clintons do it with such ease, it's troubling.' I think that's an unfair statement. Just because you're really good at something doesn't mean it's easy." --Jay Leno
"This week at a fashion show in Rome, a line of dresses were introduced that feature huge pictures of Hillary Clinton's face. When he heard of this, Bill Clinton said, 'Finally, Hillary's face on another woman's body.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Politics is a dirty business. hillary Clinton announced she's running for president, and the Republicans are already busy digging up dirt. They found that once in her lifetime, she slept with Bill Clinton." --David Letterman
"At the national portrait gallery in Washington, D.C. new portraits were unveiled of former President Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton. The Smithsonian said that the portraits of Bill and Hillary will not hang in the same room. Boy, talk about art reflecting life." --Jay Leno
"I'm surprised they did a portrait of Hillary. I thought maybe an ice sculpture would have been more appropriate," --Jay Leno
Have a great weekend!

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