..........come on Dick, I know I could win!

"...but Jeff Foxworthy himself called and wants me to be on the show. I know I'm smarter than a bunch of stupid 5th graders; not to mention that the show is on the FOX network. They're our buddies. I know I can win. Just give me the chance Dick. Listen, if you let me be on the show, I help you smash all those new light bulbs that Al Gore had delivered to the White House. Come on Dick, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader is bound to be a hit, and I want to get in on the ground floor. Just think at how my ratings will soar."