..........let's get down to business!

Well, I heard that the British are starting their gradual pullout of troops in Iraq. Now it's time to get down to business. To replace the Brits, save some time, money, and lives; this special batallion of North Carolina patriots is prepared to be part of a troop surge. This outfit is equipped to bring the war to a quick halt. Their job is not based on any humanitarian theory. They just want a speedy end to the war. Here is a listing of what drives these brave men into battle:

1. Hunting season opens when our feet hit the sand.

2. There is no limit to enemy kills.

3. The enemy taste just like chicken.

4. The enemy does not like football, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.

5. The enemy is directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.