..........Friday funnies.

Life is a fairly serious endeavour. Today, I think I'll break it up a bit with a little Friday humor. Well, it may be funny to some of you............

"How about that story, you know the NASA astronaut? When they caught her, she was wearing a wig and an adult diaper. There was a lot of confusion, because originally, authorities thought she was Elton John." --David Letterman

"She drove 900 miles in a diaper. That's pretty amazing. Brittany Spears can't even make it around the block in her underpants." --David Letterman

"The mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsome, had sex with the wife of his campaign manager. He announced he's going into alcohol rehab. How insulting is that for the campaign manager? Not only did he have sex with your wife, but he had to be drunk to do it." --Jay Leno

"Political experts are now saying that to win the presidency in 2008 a candidate has to get hot just at the right time. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, 'Hillary's doomed'". --Conon O'Brien

"Ted Haggard, the minister who was caught with a gay prostitute, has just finished a three-week sex addiction program. He says he is now 'completely heterosexual.' Haggard says he will prove he is completely heterosexual by having sex only with men who are completely heterosexual."
--Conan O'Brien

"Senator Barack Obama proposed for the first time setting deadline for withdrawing troops from Iraq, as part of a broader plan aimed at bolstering his foreign policy credentials. Because if you don't know your foreign policy, you might only get elected president twice." --Amy Poehler

"President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the global temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius." --Jimmy Kimmel