.........."Dubya, I am your father."

I knew George Lucas couldn't call it quits without one more in the Star Wars saga. His new movie, set to come out just before the 2008 presidental election, will be Star Wars VII: Attack of the Right Wing. The details of the main story are still a little sketchy, but it is reavealed that the hero of the story, Dubya, will find out that Darth Cheney is really his father! It's also noted that Chuck Hagel could have a part in the storyline. Here's an excerpt from the ever developing script........."I believe firmly in Ronald Reagan's '11th Commandment': Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican. But it's very hard sometimes to adhere to that where Chuck Hagel is involved.".....Darth Cheney

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.........Feingold/Hagel '08??? Okay, enough already. How about some Friday Funnies?

"A new poll finds that President Bush's father, George Bush, is the most popular living ex-president. Apparently, voters were just excited to hear the words 'George Bush' next to the phrase 'ex-president." --Conan O'Brien

"Vice President Dick Cheney is safely back in Washington after an attempt was made on his life in Afghanistan. The Taliban denied they were trying to kill the vice president. They now claim is was just a hunting accident." --Jay Leno

"A juror in the Scooter Libby trial has been dismissed by the judge after the juror was exposed to information about the case outside of the courtroom. How did this happen? The news channels have talked about nothing but Anna Nicole and Britney Spears for the past two weeks. What channel is this guy watching? I'd love to have some information." --Jay Leno

"Here is a little difference between our country and Great Britian: Prince Harry - third in line to the Royal Throne - he's going to Iraq. He's going to be in a tank unit....On the other hand, the Bush twins are getting tanked....and they are going to re-invade Margaritaville." --Bill Maher

I hope everyone has a great weekend! Beware of the Elephant in Tall Grass......OUT!!!