..........Monday Funny.

Yes, I know; that really doesn't sound as good as "Friday Funnies"; but, here goes. A student of mine told me this joke today.

John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton were on a plane together in the last days of the election. Sadly, the plane crashes and all three candidates are killed. The next scene finds the three of them before God Himself. God is seated in a large armchair as he receives the three candidates. God states to them; "If you can convince me why you should be allowed into Heaven, we'll be glad to have you join us." John McCain is the first to speak, and talks about his many efforts to help people here on Earth. God listens and invites him to sit on his left. Obama speaks up next and tells God of his concern and efforts for the children of the world. God allows him to be seated on his right. Oddly enough, Hillary doesn't say anything. She just stares at God with her chin resting in her hand, while thumping her foot on the cloud. God asks; "Well Mrs. Clinton, do you have anything to say?" Hillary quickly replies; "Aren't you in my seat?"