..........keepin' us safer!!!

Great Quiche Lorraine, Batman! That smoking mushroom cloud could have come ... from us! An Air Force squadron commander has been relieved of his command after five nuclear weapons were flown cross-country on a B-52 from North Dakota to Louisiana last week. The nuclear warheads should have been removed before the missiles were mounted onto pylons under the bomber's wings for the Aug. 30 flight. Gee, do 'ya think?? That makes me feel good about some of the dumb stuff that I do!