..........who's on First?
Once upon a time in The Oval Office...............
President Bush (George): "Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condi: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condi: "Hu is the new leader of China."
George: "That's what I want to know."
Condi: "That's what I'm telling you."
George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "Who is the leader of China?"
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The guy in China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The new leader of China."
Condi: "Hu."
George: "The Chinaman!"
Condi: "Hu is leading China."
George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condi: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condi: "That's the man's name."
George: "That's who's name?"
Condi: "Yes."
George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condi: "That's correct."
George: "Then who is in China?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Then who is?"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Yassir?"
Condi: "No, sir."
George: "Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "No."
Condi: "You don't want Kofi?"
George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk; and then get me the U.N."
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condi: "And call who?"
George: "Who is the guy at the U.N.?"
Condi: "Hu is the guy in China."
George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condi: "Yes, sir."
George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condi: "Kofi?"
George: "All right! I'll take that with cream and two sugars. Now, get on the phone!"
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